- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Heartlight

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

I am on a escalator.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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