Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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