- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

Guess what? No.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

A black guy with his family.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the fish say? Moo

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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