- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Murder me once, shame on you.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What is the difference between a duck?

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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