A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

I had sex. Just kidding.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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