- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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Stop being a centipede

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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