why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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good one jess !!

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Girls

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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