- Anti Joke

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law