You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

who farted your mother

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

If you are my friend like it!

Women's rights

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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