- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

your mom

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Joe Biden

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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