- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Watch your lips.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

women have rights

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Women's sports

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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