Please spell dyslexia.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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bum sex lol

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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gay marriage.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

this girl died

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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