lyren is a big meanyhead

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

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