- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

A pedophile walks into a daycare

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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