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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Cold camel scrotum.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Anti Joke

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