- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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