Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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