what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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