Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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1+1 =? Too

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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