What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

1+1 =? Too

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Murder me once, shame on you.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

What is the difference between a duck?

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

I had sex. Just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock, knock. come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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