How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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