Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Joey mayer's face

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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