Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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