- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Scientology.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

connor sucks

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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