whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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