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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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connor sucks

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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