tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Joey mayer's face

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