A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Joey mayer's face

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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