Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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want a balloon? yeah

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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myspace

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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