U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Woman's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

Society.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

I'm banging your sister.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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