Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

women outside of the kitchen

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Women.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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