- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

What is White over Black? Society.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*