- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

where are you?

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

I am on a escalator.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

what do you watch ? a tv

Dick spice

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??