Women's Rights.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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