Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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