What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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