- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did the fish say? Moo

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

miley cyrus

I had my period 3 days ago.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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