- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

I saw a shovel once.

I'm a like whore

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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