What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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I killed someone today. :D

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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