Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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