Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Woman's rights.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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pineapples

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Republicans

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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