- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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