Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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drake

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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miley cyrus

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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What did the fish say? Moo

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Woman's rights.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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