What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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19th amendment

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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