- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Hi

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

A guy has cancer. He dies.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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