What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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T-Dog scare me

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Joe Biden

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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kiss me?

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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