What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Johnson stops eating

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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