- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

ugh good riddance

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

What is the difference between a duck?

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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