There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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where are you?

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Cows go moo.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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