- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

How many dislikes can this get?

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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