Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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