- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Are you Drew?

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

dead battery come on down

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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