You smell like shit

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

wanna hear a joke? not really

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

The cow went moo

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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