Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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