What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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terry stockton is straight

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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