A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Nothing yet CC

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

this is a joke

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Anti Joke

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