Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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where are you?

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I am on a escalator.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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