A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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