- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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