Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

I tell an anti joke!.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

I'm banging your sister.

Penis

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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