what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Anti Joke

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