Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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1 Jew XD

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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