- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Obamacare haters

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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