- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Women.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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