- Anti Joke

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Black people. They are so kind.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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