What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Women.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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