Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Mitt Romney.

Anti Joke

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