How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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