Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Ouch.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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