- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

poop

what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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