WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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