what do you call a dead black man? dead

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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gay marriage.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Poop

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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this girl died

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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