What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Cows go moo.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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