Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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I can Nazi

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Anti Joke

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