Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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Joe Biden

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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