- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

can't wait until the baby boomers die

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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