- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

1+1 =? Too

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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