- Anti Joke

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Hi my name is Jim

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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