Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Wade's the father

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Chrissy is funny.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Cancer.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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