- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

You smell like shit

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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