- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

...NO.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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