So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

I had my period 3 days ago.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Why? Because!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

PUDDING

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Yo daddy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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