- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What is 8 times 4? 32

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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