- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

knock knock whose there? my penis.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Chicken penis.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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