- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

The weels on the bus go...flat

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Knock knock, Come in...

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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