Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

I am a n1gger.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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