What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Proof reading

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Dani barton= lovely

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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