Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Blind people can't read this.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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