what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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YOLO.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Anti Joke

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