- Anti Joke

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle