- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What causes floods? Too much water.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Proof reading

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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