A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

AVB

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Like if you like big tits.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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