-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

obama's promises

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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