What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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A seal walks into a club.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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How did th-A fridge.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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