Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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I've got a dig bick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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I Have a Black Friend

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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