What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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