Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Where's my shotgun

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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