two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Jews

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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A women president

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Penis

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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