So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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