- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

what happens during a climax apples

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Snausages.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

bob saget

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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