What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Womens rights

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hit the thumbs down button

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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