- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

A black guy with his family.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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