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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Ryan Chang is funny.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

The Colts this year.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Civil Rights.