- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

connor sucks

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

What did I do last night?work

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

123 Main street

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Dani barton= lovely

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

GONNA

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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