- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Where do babies come from? My garage

Spread the net.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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