- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

what time is it? 3:16

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle