Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Not Steve Jobs

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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